Fangirling 101

crafttea:

0sbrain:

ID: “it’s so fucking hot outside all my genderfluid friends are about to turn into gender vapor”

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Anonymous asked:

trimming my moochie (man coochie) with an electric trimmer and my dog barked, i nearly gave myself a clitorisn't

kibumkim:

WHY DO U GUYS SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME

focsle:

[ID: Photo of a book excerpt reading “‘Everything,’ he said, is “beshit.’” /end ID]

Thank u 1830s whaler for the new phrase to work into my lexicon.

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animentality:

storm-of-feathers:

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animentality:

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glamourweaver:

tparadox:

dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.

They think WHAT?!

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catmask:

catmask:

bro i get some ppl r like not experienced in real world gay romance but no way did i just see someone say wanting to kiss somebody is deserving of ‘horny jail’ what the fuck are you TALKING ABOUUUTT

like do you not see it do you not see how associating any desire for physical contact or intimacy as inherently horny is a bad thing do u also not see how the continuous mockery of gay sexuality is cruel even if you do not wish to partake in it yourself. do u not see how the lambasting of physical intimacy as always and inherently sexual would be cruel to ace people who DO enjoy those things in a way thats not sexual. they CAN BE AND THATS OKAY TOO but for the love of GOD you have got to unpack the catholic abstinence mindsets youve grown up with because ur fucking psychic brain blasting EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE QUEER SPACES U OCCUPY. HELLO!!!!

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dear-ao3:

batsarebetterthanpeople:

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

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fanonical:

genuinely i kinda wish that fanfic was considered a more acceptable thing

in the mainstream, fanfic is seen as something weird that weird people do - at best, it’s childish, and at worst, it’s gross and horny. and like, there’s fics out there like that, but at the end of the day it’s just another form and medium of writing, you know? no more, no less

unalivenote:

kulluto:

death note is literally a comedy

the ENTIRETY of Death Note is just a 37-episode long version of this

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